The Malwording of Vladimir Putin
Language Lies, Words Don’t: Do Malwords Expose Putin– and Biden– For Who They Really Are?
In this edition of Malwords Weekly we
- Assess—Vladimir PUTIN’s unique place in the Malwords Pantheon,
- Ask—Is Joe BIDEN really “Satan reincarnated”? What are the malwords telling us?
- Wonder— Why the globalist war to eliminate EXCESS MORTALITY by eliminating EXCESS MORTALS is not rolling the old hippies off the golf courses?
Praying For Amendment Zero
Last week, on a lark, we tossed out the hypothesis that Vladimir PUTIN is more popular than SATAN— and proved it linguistically without breaking a sweat, by a factor of almost 30:1.
That grabbed a lot of eyeballs— at least for this nichy geeky cheeky little weekly.
So we thought we might offer some background, in the form of crunchable numbers, lest our remarks— as politicians caught on a hot mic like to say, get “taken out of context.”
Full disclosure— we are neither pro- nor anti-PUTIN at Malwords Weekly. PUTIN is leader of the Russian Federation, and will be until the Russian people decide to do something about it. Just as Joe Biden is leader of the United States. And will be until the American people decide to do something about it. We dutifully pray for both leaders the prayer of oppressed peoples everywhere, that the masses will throw off their chains and exercise their Amendment Zero.
A Unique Place in The Pantheon
Until then, VLAD the Impaler holds a special place in the language that we do well to understand, be he friend or foe.
PUTIN stands at a respectable lifetime 37.56 WPM, putting him in third place among world leaders— behind TRUMP (332.99) and BIDEN (113.81), and ahead of XI (22.59). Impressive for a guy controlling an economy just 7% the size of United States’ and 10% the size of China’s.
While PUTIN’s all-time numbers hover beneath that critical 50 WPM mark, he has been in the news at least once daily over the past month at 60.56 WPM, and hit an all-time high of 400.5 WPM on March16, 2022 at the height of the UKRAINE INVASION.
TRUMP, on the other hand, has been checking in 3x PUTIN at 190.58 WPM, with an all-time high of 1,490.3 on November 5, 2020, right after the election.
BIDEN has been in the news over the last 30 days at 212.62 WPM, with his all-time high of 1,686.1, coming on Inauguration Day, January 20, 2021. And it’s been all downhill from there.
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But—and we promise to get back on point here— what really drags BIDEN down are his pre-presidency numbers, which hang around 3.25 WPM, putting him in league with such luminaries as ANTHONY FAUCI(6.67), BILL GATES (2.14), GEORGE SOROS (1.46), and SATAN (1.83).
Which from a predictive linguistics standpoint provides a fascinating correlation: the more Satanic the reputation of high-visibility individuals, the lower their malwords fall toward Satan-like levels.
We’ve known all along that the media has been striving to make BIDEN into something he’s clearly not. Do the malwords reveal BIDEN for what he really is?
A Satanic surrogate?
At Malwords, we believe that language lies, and words don’t. Our work is to watch The Matrix, do our best to tell you what it spits out, and let the dots connect. And this pair is looking very connected— words and deeds.
But PUTIN’s malwording is right out there front and center, even with just a casual glance at the charts. Above is the classic three-phase malwords curve that got 95% of Japanese-Americans tossed into concentration camps for the duration of World War 2, almost stripped of citizenship, and their sons were sent to the front fight on behalf of their parents’ jailers.
Compare that to the latest monthly below, and we are seeing deja vu all over again:
PUTIN follows the curve, but even more strikingly so when you let him go head-to-head with his good-angel counterpart ZELENSKYY:
Just look at that massive Post-Curve Bump— PUTIN was done for back in September— and that’s all we have to say about that!
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The Company He Keeps
Finally, one of the best ways to figure out how the Regime feels about you is to watch the collocates they surround you with. Collocates are the terms within +/- 4 LU’s ( Linguistic Units: words, numbers, acronyms, symbols except dashes) of a malword’s occurrence in the news corpus.
Looking over the Top 100 PUTIN colo’s from the last decade, after the usual suspects (VLADIMIR, PRESIDENT, RUSSIAN, UKRAINE), we find the following descriptors of a Class A Felony Outlaw of the WEF World Order: WAR, INVASION, ORDERED, REGIME, NUCLEAR, NATO, WARNED, THREATENED, AGGRESSION—clearly an ENEMY wanted dead rather than alive.
And then this fascinating Moonlight Graham-style blip on the screen in the run-up to the UKRAINE WAR:
#90 All-time PUTIN colo KILLER shot up to #12 in 2021, plunged back to the #90 slot in ‘22, and so far this year is bringing up dead last at #100.
We couldn’t pass that one by without a closer look. What could account for this spike and crash of KILLER to describe a dictator whom we all know has been killing critics since his days in the KGB?
So we pulled up the KILLER colos and here is what we found—
- a lot of adjectives (SERIAL, ALLEGED, CONVICTED, SUSPECTED, ACCUSED, NATURAL, COLD-BLOODED)…
- a lot of nouns (WHALE, APP, ARREST, PAIN, PENALTY, QUEEN)…
And a few names:
- The #1 most collocated name with KILLER is ROBERT, jointly shared by several mass murderers (Maudsley, Black, Pickton, Hansen). Apparently ROBERT is what you name your kid if you think he could grow up to be a KILLER.
- #2 is TED BUNDY.
- And #3 is VLADIMIR PUTIN.
Language Lies, Words Don’t
…as we like to say here at Malwords Weekly. Our betters will never admit to it, but clearly their words are telling us that they want us to believe that PUTIN is evil, and that we all want him dead.
Because the sooner PUTIN believes that is what we all think of him, the sooner he pulls the trigger on the Globalist Dream War. Not the war to end all wars, but the war to solve all THEIR problems— including these pesky rumors of EXCESS MORTALITY…
By ridding the planet of these pesky EXCESS MORTALS, and turning the rest of us into RUSSIAN SERFS.
In the post-Christian West, our elites have just one tool on their belt for dealing with the devil: nuke him—whatever the cost in lives, liberty, and people’s pursuit of happiness.
And historically the masses have just one way to respond when our bloodthirsty elites rise up against us invoke our Amendment Zero—whatever the cost to their precious oligarchy and “rules-based” world order.
How does it happen? Simple.
Someone with a mic has to say, Fuck these rules! Then get out in the street. Because this is an insane war against insane tyrants who mean insane destruction to your life, your liberty, and your pursuit of happiness.
In ages past, when our leaders were AWOL, at least we had hippies.
But where have all the hippies gone? Gone to boardrooms… EVERY one?
Malwords are keywords weaponized for information warfare. They function within public discourse as intellectual malware, verbal viruses designed to spread quickly for the purposes of a) silencing dissent through control of language, narrative, and speech, b) increasing public tolerance for government-sanctioned atrocity and c) emboldening officials to commit acts of atrocity.
Malword strength is measured by their frequency of appearance in the published body of language (corpus), and expressed in words per million (WPM) linguistic units (words, numbers, symbols, acronyms, etc).
Malword WPM’s typically follow a three-phase lifecycle: Pre-Curve test-markets the new term and puts up the store front; Curve, is launch phase, characterized by a rapid, exponential liftoff and sudden plunge; Post-Curve is a long, asymptotic tail and is the period in which primary-objective atrocities are implemented.
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